Soooo...  People are probably wondering what's up with Tim.  Ya know, asking questions like.... "what's up with Tim."  Or, "I haven't heard anything from Tim in a while."  Or, "I'm so happy I don't hear anything from Tim anymore."  Or, "I wonder if Tim ever ate the brownies that I made from rat poison I sent him."  Or, "I never really liked Tim because he usually over uses a joke in his blog to the point when he kills it."

But back to the matter at hand.  What have I been upto...  Let's see...  Well first, I've only had a weekend job for the passed couple of months, so aside from school I haven't been doing much but enjoying life.  Ya know, a lot of people are unhappy on Long Island.  As a matter of fact, I think pretty much everyone is unhappy on Long Island.  But I just decided that I'm gonna enjoy myself no matter what. That's right, you heard it.  It doesn't matter what I'm doing, I'm going to enjoy myself.  Wether it be working on my stupid car, sitting around the house, walking through the mall hoping I'll see an attractive female that I know, or practicing the kung-fu that I learned from late night cartoon shows, I'm gonna have a FREAKIN' blast.  And that's all I have to say about that.

I implore all of you as well.  To be happy.  To break the stereotypical mood of the Long Islander.  To learn karate from cartoons.  These things are all possible.  Just for example some guy picked a fight with me the other day while I was waiting online at a register in the mall while christmas shopping.  He as all like, "I'm a fucking dick and I'm gonna cut you in like and then give you the middle finger in the parking lot later after I blow a stop sign and run over five innocent children crossing the street."  And I was all like, "No way dude!"  And I totally did some cool energy blast thing from the palm of my hand and I totally killed him.  That just shows you that happiness is key to getting along with your peers on Long Island.  Since I obliterated that man in front of his wife and two children the whole world is a happier place because there's one less asshole to go around.  What the fuck was I talking about?  The End.

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Ya know what I hate.  People.  If I could get rid of anything in the world, that would be it.  People suck.  I guess that's why I chose this life of EVIL SUPER VILLAIN!  But, alas, my many failed tempts on world domination have utterly haulted me.  The giant ray gun to turn the moon into cheese...  The evil hord of ninjas...  The most evilest samurai in the world...  The giant sheet metal penguin....  Poisoning the ocean with mad sea cow disease to create a blubbery army of Manatees...  They've all failed.  Soon I will wither away in my evil lair, never to attempt to destroy anything again...  I mean sure, I'll burn down a village here and there... or torture a small animal... or fart in a homeless person's trash can... but nothing very large scale.

As with my other less exhilerating everyday secret identity life, it's been alright.  Leaving blockbuster, getting a new job at a catering hall.  Missing my friends that are away.  Still trying to figure out the mind of the average female, and why they all still hate me.  And wishing I had a some place to escape to this upcoming weekend because I requested it off to go away, only to find out, everyone is coming home.  Maybe I'll go on my own adventure to find my inner self.  Or sit at home and play video games.  Both have great prospects.  ANYWAY, I'm going back to party poker, a place where I've learned that not only people hate me, but the cards do as well.  Later.

Here I am, back to post.  Well as you've all wondered what I've been upto, I managed to take over a small third world country on the coast of Africa.  There they praise me as their God, and I get them to do cool stuff for me, like cook me stuff..... and.... cook me more stuff....  But on my spare time, I've been going to suffolk and working at Blockbuster as usual.  But that's not the discussion of today's post.  Right now, I want to talk about purchasing items over the internet.

Now let me tell you that I've never had a problem purchasing an item over the internet before, but this instance that I just got finished with pisses me off!  I bought a movie for a friend over the internet, planning to give it to her as a suprise before she left for college.  Needless to say, it never arrived on time.  In fact, it just plain never arrived, at all.  So after waiting about a week after the movie was supposed to be delivered to my house, I sent an e-mail to the company requesting that the situation be resolved.  After waiting for two days with no response, I went directly to Amazon.com and filed a claim for a refund.  Quickly afterwards I received an e-mail saying that a refund was issued to my debit card, and there will be no further dispute.  (yay)  So all is well and good right?  Ofcourse not.  Today I received a letter from Amazon.com saying that I'm in trouble now because I asked for a refund after I already HAD a refund from the seller.... Now I'm confused, but if you're going to refund someone's credit account, SHOULDN'T YOU CONTACT THEM!?  So now I've gone very happy, to very pissed off because of stupid internet bullshit!  I never received my movie, and now Amazon.com says I'm a liar and a thief.  Isn't that sweet.  And ya know what, I'm not even sure if I even RECEIVED a refund because I didn't see it turn up in my debit card statements.  HMMMMMM...  Sounds to me that buying off the internet is total CRAP!  Though I'm probably going to do it again.... Soon.... Probably right now....  So I guess all I'm saying is, be careful when you buy stuff off the internet, because there's always a piece of shit out there waiting to take your money and give nothing in return, then give you a refund without notice, and then get you in trouble with Amazon.com.  Anyway, just in case you guys decide that you want to buy stuff off of the internet after my little story, STAY AWAY FROM Intervideo!  Good night all.